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December 15, 2008

This entry would probably destroy whatever respectable impression I have with people who don’t know me well enough. You’ll get what I mean after reading this:

Friday night. I was on leave for no valid reason whatsoever. Even though I came from Manila that morning, I still had time to nap and go to work… but I chose to take a leave. You can’t blame me if I want to escape that Hellish Pit of Fatal Boredom even for just one day. Anyway, taking advantage of my leave, I watched the shows I missed on cable without realizing I dozed off on the couch. My brother took over the TV and ignored my journey to the abyssal dreamland.
A couple of hours into my sleep,

Me: Who was with me during THAT exam?
Bro: What?

Me: Who was with me in that exam?!
Bro: Well, why is it me you’re asking? (while pulling the computer chair near me)

Me: Duh? You’re the one sitting there!
Bro: So?
Me: What the heck, search for it in my laptop!

He kept quiet and continued surfing the net and watching a movie.

An hour later,

Me: ConsumeNgBarbecue.com.
Bro: What?!

Me: Consume-ng-barbecue-dot-com.
Bro: Consuming barbecue? (types away in the lappie)

Me: Consume NG!
Bro: Consuming?!
Me: NG! Consume NG! Tsk! (appeared irritated according to bro)

Bro: Are you really awake or just dreaming?
Me: I’m awake, dammit!

Again, silence. My brother began making mental notes about the conversation and tried not to burst in laughter. Meanwhile, my parents claimed to have heard us talking (slightly arguing) around midnight. So I guess my brother wasn’t fooling me… it really happened.

How can you be sleeptalking and be conceited at the same time? I don’t know, just ask me when I’m asleep.

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Previous Comments

Consuming barbecue! LOLZ. :D

Posted by kimmy at December 16, 2008, 6:39 am

ConsumeNgBarbecue.com is a good name for an online barbecue business bro. Baka jan ka yayaman, hehe..a

Posted by ark at December 17, 2008, 10:18 pm

hahaha, nice one. i’m waiting for some eminent psychologist to come up with a good name for this condition — how about… the Alia Syndrome? :)

hey if you’d like to earn extra $$ thru your blog, email me. maybe this’ll spice up your xmas.

Posted by onyxx at December 18, 2008, 7:24 pm

Haha. You are one hell of a sleep talker. Actually I am also like that but in certain situations only. For example way back in college, when we are having group study, I used to fall asleep and I sometimes talk to my classmates about a certain topic in our class but my sentence doesn’t really make sense.

Posted by TAMMA at January 10, 2009, 2:27 am

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