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December 15, 2008

This entry would probably destroy whatever respectable impression I have with people who don’t know me well enough. You’ll get what I mean after reading this:

Friday night. I was on leave for no valid reason whatsoever. Even though I came from Manila that morning, I still had time to nap and go to work… but I chose to take a leave. You can’t blame me if I want to escape that Hellish Pit of Fatal Boredom even for just one day. Anyway, taking advantage of my leave, I watched the shows I missed on cable without realizing I dozed off on the couch. My brother took over the TV and ignored my journey to the abyssal dreamland.
A couple of hours into my sleep,

Me: Who was with me during THAT exam?
Bro: What?

Me: Who was with me in that exam?!
Bro: Well, why is it me you’re asking? (while pulling the computer chair near me)

Me: Duh? You’re the one sitting there!
Bro: So?
Me: What the heck, search for it in my laptop!

He kept quiet and continued surfing the net and watching a movie.

An hour later,

Me: ConsumeNgBarbecue.com.
Bro: What?!

Me: Consume-ng-barbecue-dot-com.
Bro: Consuming barbecue? (types away in the lappie)

Me: Consume NG!
Bro: Consuming?!
Me: NG! Consume NG! Tsk! (appeared irritated according to bro)

Bro: Are you really awake or just dreaming?
Me: I’m awake, dammit!

Again, silence. My brother began making mental notes about the conversation and tried not to burst in laughter. Meanwhile, my parents claimed to have heard us talking (slightly arguing) around midnight. So I guess my brother wasn’t fooling me… it really happened.

How can you be sleeptalking and be conceited at the same time? I don’t know, just ask me when I’m asleep.

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Previous Comments

Consuming barbecue! LOLZ.

Posted by kimmy at December 16, 2008, 6:39 am

ConsumeNgBarbecue.com is a good name for an online barbecue business bro. Baka jan ka yayaman, hehe..a

Posted by ark at December 17, 2008, 10:18 pm

hahaha, nice one. i’m waiting for some eminent psychologist to come up with a good name for this condition — how about… the Alia Syndrome?

hey if you’d like to earn extra $$ thru your blog, email me. maybe this’ll spice up your xmas.

Posted by onyxx at December 18, 2008, 7:24 pm

Haha. You are one hell of a sleep talker. Actually I am also like that but in certain situations only. For example way back in college, when we are having group study, I used to fall asleep and I sometimes talk to my classmates about a certain topic in our class but my sentence doesn’t really make sense.

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Old enough to drive, drink and gamble anywhere in the world. Too young to get married without parental advice. Science degree holder. Writer. Goddess in an alternate world. Geek in the real one. Likes airplanes, books, art, photography, anime, manga, movies and doing amateur silly critiques of everything.